We were very excited to hear that at last night’s NME music awards, the British public nominated Pete Doherty as Hero of the Year.
It’s a well deserved award, the endlessly talentless Doherty has spent the year providing a shining example for our addled yoof by snorting, injecting and vomiting his way through a handful of public performances whilst avoiding prosecution numerous times for possession of drugs, possession of drugs while on charges for possession of other drugs, driving while under the influence of drugs and being in possession of a talentless and incredibly vacant girlfriend (who, oddly, was on drugs).
It feels so good to know that the future politicians and business leaders of this country know a winner when they see one and that Britain will stride forward with a firm resolve and a needle hanging out of it’s arm.
Mind you, the older members of the British community haven’t done much better, electing Blair and meekly accepting the odious, lying cheat Brown as their leader.
Last one to leave the country, turn the lights off, if you can be bothered …
What happened to Great Britain? 